Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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