I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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