So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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