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There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering

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(843): View more from South Carolina

fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits

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(203): View more from Connecticut

shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library

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(407): View more from Florida

Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston

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(289): View more from Ontario

our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??

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(281): View more from Texas

Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed

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(815): View more from Illinois

Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts

(815): View more from Illinois

Maybe I will go to the company picnic

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