a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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