glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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