But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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