Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you mean i was at the winter classic?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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