I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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