The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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