Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
