porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You can't special order awesome
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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