Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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