Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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