from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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