super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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