Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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