piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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