Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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