One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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