The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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