Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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