so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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