Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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