I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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