well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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