Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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