So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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