I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
You did what with his pubic hair?
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