have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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