in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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