hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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