At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
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go home
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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