It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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