I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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