we have officially mastered the walk of shame
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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