and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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