thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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