It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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