i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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