I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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