It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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