did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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