What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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