Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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