You work out of a Hotel?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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