So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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