I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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