He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She told me I should be a condom model.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Randomize
