You're so nebulous sometimes
only you would photoshop your dick
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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