Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Randomize
