No awkward lesbian experiences without me
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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