I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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