I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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